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Some of our clean jokes and stories
 

From Kris

What did the piece of pepperoni say to Arnold Schwazenneger?         Astalapizza baby

A mystery for you, My friends Granada went to go and get his coat when he disappeared into a cupboard and was never seen again.

Why did the bogy never play football?             Because he didn't get picked. :-)
 
 

From Graham

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?             because it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the big toilet say to the little toilet?             when's papa coming.

What is the definition of shocking?             Putting a bomb under an old mans wheelchair and telling him to run away.
 
 

From William

What did the mammy chimney say to the baby chimney?             your to young to smoke.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?             A cloud.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?             To get some skins.

Why did the hand cross the road?             To go to the second hand shop.
 
 

From Shaun

What meals do sheep prefer?        Baaaaaaaar meals

Three men want to get into a secret agency, so the first man goes to the boss and the boss says "go and blow up a building". So he blows up Big Ben and goes back, the boss said "how many letters are in the alphabet". The man replied "26" and he gets the job. The boss told the second man to do the same so hr went out and blew up a Kwik Save. When he went back the boss said "how many letters are in the alphabet" the man said "26" so he got the job. The third man was told to do the same as the first two. So he went out and blew up a building and went back to see the boss. The boss said "how many letters are in the alphabet", the man said "24". The boss said "how's that" the man replied "because I've just blown up B and Q.
 
 

From David

Why did the Skeleton cross the Road?             To go to the body shop.
 
 

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